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me accepting the ice bucket challenge





tune in tonight for another episode of “is he cute or just tall? am I lowering my standards out of desperation? am I doomed to roam the earth as a lonely, unloved wretch for eternity? would I fuck a 30 year old? would I fuck a broke 30 year old?”


my ex got mad on facebook when he found out i was seeing someone else and he wrote “i hope he likes your loose pussy” so i commented back and wrote “my vagina is a muscle that will go back to the same size after sex. your penis will never get any bigger.” and now he is messaging me saying “delete that comment now”

"I just want to go on road trips with you"
-(via wsttco)


ok new rule: if you’re gonna call me “cute” you have to specify whether you mean “cute like a little girl/baby animal” or “cute enough to bang mercilessly”

"I grew, day by day, more moody, more irritable, more regardless of the feelings of others."
-Poe, Edgar Allan. “The Black Cat.” (via unabashinglyme)


I want to sit down and eat pizza until the rest of my life.

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